Somer Valley FM Film Review
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. This is my first confession. This week I must confess for my sins that I saw The Nun. A Catholic priest and a novitiate go to a remote Nunnery in Romania to investigate the suicide of a nun. However, as they delve deep into the secrets of the […]
Well, now you should know better than clicking a suspicious link. This is the Somer Valley FM Film Review. And this time, you have to be careful on the Internet because you may run into The Slender Man. Four Friends are bored on a Friday night in a sleepy American small town. Wren, Hallie, Chloe and […]
Hey, it’s been a while, but I am back with more Somer Valley FM Film Reviews. This time we get over our Ex’s by getting embroiled in some espionage, with The Spy Who Dumped Me. Drew just dumped Audrey by text, because he is a classy gentleman. In a moment of anger, Audrey and her best friend, Morgan, […]
Identity Confirmed. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to a review of Mission: Impossible – Fallout. Haunted by anarchist Solomon Lane Ethan Hunt must try to secure three plutonium cores. These cores are instrumental for The Apostles, Lanes gang of terrorist, in their plan to cause a global catastrophe. During […]
It’s the Summer holiday’s now, and one of the cheapest vacations is the cinema. But who to travel with? How about the Universal Monsters! Well then, let’s get ready for the cruise of a lifetime with Hotel Transylvania 3: Monster Vacation. Dracula is lonely and unhappy. His daughter Mavis, to cheer him up, books a family vacation on […]
Hi there, Ben Pinsent here with another Somer Valley FM FIlm Review. This week we check in to the most exclusive hotel in Los Angeles the infamous Hotel Artemis. In 2028 during riots caused by the privatisation of water, Sherman and Lev are robbing a bank. Lev is severely injured when the job inevitably goes […]
Hi, I am Ben Pinsent, selling cold drinks and popcorn at the Midsomer Norton Cineplex. Welcome and take a seat, the movie is about to begin. This time we’re travelling back 14 years and then a bit as we suit up for the Incredibles 2. Incredibles 2 picks up where the first Incredibles leaves off. The Incredibles, […]
Welcome back to the Somer Valley FM Film blog, your just in time for the feature presentation. This time we climb the heights of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s new film Skyscraper. Tasked with assessing its safety, Will Sawyer and his family have been living in the tallest building in the world,”The Pearl”. Chinese billionaire Zhao […]
Welcome to the Somer Valley FM Film Review Blog. Unfortunately, you can’t hear my dulcet tones this way, but here is my film review show transposed into written form. This week it’s time to release all that anger at the world with The First Purge. The First Purge is a prequel to The Purge and […]
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